February Haikus

live from NW1

The DTC brand
smartly targeted dorks who
like going running

The Monocle shop
stood tall and proud like it was
2010

DR B0T0X plates
on a teal Jeep parked in front
of Jacques Marie Mage

I’m like Dalgliesh:
cruising Chiltern St, writing
poems, solving murders

The suspects all have
an American accent
and a Daunt Books tote

A confusing mix 
of craft ales and Sichuan food
but I like this pub

“Oh work-life balance?
If you think it’s bad here—
you should see Europe!”