Ian and The Kickboxer

The glass of Wither Hills Sauvignon Blanc was fine but the schnitzel and mash went everywhere

Thalia from the pokie room got in a fight with her kickboxer boyfriend, Darryn.

The next day during lunch, the kickboxer came in and screamed at Thalia about respect and knocked a lady’s schnitzel off her table.

Ian, the licensee, grabbed the kickboxer by the shirt walked him out onto Mount Street and told him to never set foot in his fucken pub again.

The kickboxer crossed the road, punched the glass door of 7-11 then left. Ian went to his office and rolled a cigarette.

Everyone was amazed but they needn't have been.

Though he only weighed 62kg, Ian was a giant.

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